I know money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is... But... I love fish.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish Cat!

Never get between a cat and his fish.

Never get between a fisherman and his fish.

Fishsticks says you spoke wrong.

Fragarach says you spoke wrong.

You smoked my boss... Where I'm from, that puts you at the top of the food chain.

You smoked my food ... Where I'm from, that puts you at the top of the food chain.

So go buy some more for me.

So go steal some more for me.

Good is when I steal other people's wives and cattle; bad is when they steal mine.

Worst is when I steal other people's wives and cattle; bad is when they steal mine.

I will show you the greatest nightmare no more!

I will show you my greatest nightmare no more!

Because my nightmares are better then yours.

Because my dreams are better then yours.

One's dreams are one's own personal opinions.

One's dreams are one's own personal kingdoms.

My mind's my kingdom.

My mind's my temple.

Books and learning are building blocks of the mind.

Willpower and learning are building blocks of the mind.

Knowledge is power... Tell me some more about that.

Knowledge is power... teach me some more about that.

Wisdom is knowing when to not use knowledge for power.

Wisdom is knowing when to not openly use knowledge for power.

There's great wisdom in ruling from the shadows... So did you know felines have excellent nightvision?

There's great evil in ruling from the shadows... So did you know felines have excellent nightvision?

I knew cats have excellent nightvision, but I always thought they also had trouble holding the flashlight.

I knew cats have excellent nightvision, but I always thought they also had trouble holding the rifle.

(Wrong. We're great at it.)

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not shoot, the courage to shoot the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not shoot, the courage to shoot the cats I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies.

What are you, a mouse or something?

What are you, a dog or something?

Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from fox hunting.

(You had that one coming. Peace?)

Hunters never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from fox hunting.

What, were we actually at war?

What, are we actually at war?

(No, but I know my own flaws and sometimes it really is better to be safe then sorry.)

God supposably made man in his own image... It would be quite a shock for Christians around the globe if he looked anything like you.


(I think all foxes are.)

God supposably made humans in His own image... It would be quite a shock for Christians around the globe if he looked anything like you.

Because I don't look like anything?

Because I don't look like anything incorporeal?

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there... Please save me, Superman!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there... Please save me, Neo!

God is beyond Superman.

Nightbringer is beyond Superman.

The Master of Death will drink deep from Isha's Eye.

The Master of sight will drink deep from Isha's Eye.

Sighting something unidentified makes it a UFO, but not an alien spacecraft.

Sighting something unidentified makes it a UFO, but not always an alien spacecraft.

Choirs of daemons howl in salute as they sense his flagship exiting from warpspace at the edge of the system.

Choirs of aliens howl in salute as they sense his flagship exiting from warpspace at the edge of the system.

Not all aliens are from outer space, you know.

Not all aliens are from warp space, you know.

The Warp, though utterly hostile to creatures of the material realm, is home to its own forms of life.

The Warp, though utterly hostile to creatures of the squishy material realm, is home to its own forms of life.

Don't stick your finger in there, you might cut it off.

Don't stick your finger in there, I might cut it off.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia; you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Stupidity is like stealing from the Mafia; you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Everyone who has a hammer sees each problem as but a nail.

Everyone who has a hammer sees each problem as but a stain.

Blood cannot be washed out with blood.

Blood cannot be washed out with bleach.

Bleach cannot be washed out with Death.

Shame cannot be washed out with Death.

(New link.)

He that steals my good name robs me of that which not enriches him and makes me poor indeed.

He that steals my good name robs me of that which does enriches him and makes me poor indeed.

What's in a name?

What's in a true name?

(Everything according to demons... Not that I talk to demons, it's just common knowledge. Isn't it?)

I am the punishment of God... If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

I am the wrath of God... If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion.

I am sometimes a cat and sometimes a lion.

(New link.)

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me off.

It's better to stay home than to forget how you got there.

It's better to stay here than to forget how you got there.

(Here being online and there being... Somewhere else... The street or something... I think... Ah, who cares?)

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

(So... Can I have your fish?)

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the slots and they won't bother you for weeks.

He does not have a problem with ludomania.

He does not have a problem with alcoholism.

I have a drinking problem... We're out of vodka.

(And just to be absolutely clear; no, I don't have a problem like that. I've just bought new vodka.)

I have a drinking catastrophe... We're out of Vodka.

I have a drinking problem, then I drink, no problem.

I have a drinking problem, then I smoked, no problem.

When you're high, you can do everything just as well as you normally do... But you do realize that it's not worth the effort.

When you're high, you can do everything just as well as you normally do... But you do think that it's not worth the effort.

Maybe one day you'll actually care about me?

Maybe one day you'll actually care about something?

Nihilism is best done by professionals.


(I recommend that anyone who has that problem goes out to stroke a cat. Sometimes it helps... Unless you stroke a cat that doesn't want to be stroked obviously.)

Work is best done by professionals.

You are here because the outside world rejects you, so this is your family, and I am your God.

You are here because the outside world rejects you, so this is your family, and I am your leader.

(Not every group that operates like that is religious.)

Before he eats a sandwich, he always removes the edges of his bread...... Run! It's the Anti-crust!

Before he eats a sandwich, Erasmus always removes the edges of his bread...... Run! It's the Anti-crust!

Is Erasmus actually that evil?

Is Tiffany actually that evil?

(My primary female character. Her personality is rather interesting because in many ways she's my mirror opposite, but I do have quite a few things in common with her as well. Pride and a great love of technology for example. She has taken those things to extremes though.)

I'm not some selfish manipulator. I'm a loyal protector and humble advisor for those that realize that they require my services.

I'm not some selfish assassin. I'm a loyal protector and humble advisor for those that realize that they require my services.

My mother ditched me behind a dumpster when I was a baby.

My mother ditched me behind a dumpster when I was a annoying.

(Crying is rather annoying... )

They laughed at me at the university! They called my theories mad! But I'll show them... I'll show them ALL!

They laughed at me at the university! They called my genius mad! But I'll show them... I'll show them ALL!

Show them your spectacular insanity, that is ...

Show them your spectacular lethality, that is...

Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, buster!

Profanity is a lazy person with a feeble mind trying to express himself forcefully.

Zeal is a lazy person with a feeble mind trying to express himself forcefully.

A single zealot may commence prosecutor and better men be his victims.

A single criminal may commence prosecutor and better men be his victims.

When the victim is blamed, the criminal goes free.

When the cat is blamed, the criminal goes free.

So... You're going to burn this woman because she has a black cat and a broomstick?

So ... You're going to incinerate this woman because she has a black cat and a broomstick?

Who incinerated the World of Warcraft?

Who liked the World of Warcraft?

(Come on, just admit it. According to the general consensus being a furry is much worse the being a nerd anyway.)

This kingdom shall fall and from the ashes shall arise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world.

This dragon shall fall and from the ashes shall arise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world.

Before us stands the might of the darkspawn horde which is lead by the archdemon -- but fear them not, for today we respect the Grey Wardens who fall and honor their sacrifice!

Before us stands the might of the darkspawn horde which is lead by the archdevil -- but fear them not, for today we respect the Grey Wardens who fall and honor their sacrifice!

(New link.)

When called to account for his actions, Asmodeus uttered the famous words; "Read the fine print."

When called to account for his actions, Asmodeus muttered the famous words; "Read the fine print."

A cat always lands on its feet ... sometimes.

A cat always lands on its feet... But sometimes...

(I slightly bend the rules by adding a meaningful silence in addition to a word.)

Sometimes we land on the dog.

(Claws out, but that goes without saying.)

Sometimes we land on the mouse.

My employer, Mr. Poor L. Mouse, will see you in court.

My former employer, Mr. Poor L. Mouse, will see you in court.

So you want me, a canary to represent you in court... AGAINST A CAT!?!

So you want me, a fox to represent you in court... AGAINST A CAT!?!

But cats are like kin to me!

But cats are like brothers to me!

Me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, my cousin and I against the stranger.

Him against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, my cousin and I against the stranger.

Stranger than strange things have happened when strangers linger strangely about.

Stranger than strange things have happened when stranger linger strangely about.

But kids know there are strange things in dark places and... Under beds.

But kids know there are strange things in dark closets and... Under beds.

I might not know what it is like in a closet, but I know you should always allow people their privacy.

I might not know what it is like in a coffin, but I know you should always allow people their privacy.

Vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos.

Sith are make believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos.

The Edmonton Eskimos might have something to say about that.

The arctic Eskimos might have something to say about that.

They usually prefer to be called Inuit and as a Sith I suggest you consider adressing us me 'my Lord'...... Or else.

They usually prefer to be called Inuit and as a cat I suggest you consider adressing us me 'my Lord'...... Or else.

Cats hate music since the strings of the string instruments were made of catgut.

Cats hate you since the strings of the string instruments were made of catgut.

(Fortunatelly for non-felines we know it's just a word.)

So you don't know the Sith? Alright... If you don't do whatever I f*cking tell you to, I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass.

So you don't know the Sith? Alright... If you don't do whatever I f*cking tell you to, I'll shove a lightning bolt up your throat.

What if he eats cats for breakfast?

What if he eats other cats for breakfast?

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Is it progress if a spoon uses a knife and fork?

Of course not -- why do you think the dish ran away with the spoon in the first place?

Of course not -- why do you think the dishwasher ran away with the spoon in the first place?

Excuse me madame, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well then you better catch it before it runs away.

Excuse me sir, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well then you better catch it before it runs away

Sir, your sirloin steak is sizzling on the stove.

Sir, your sirloin steak is burning on the stove.

Let the Galaxy Burn!

(For The Dark Gods! Blood For The Blood God! Skulls For The Skull Throne!)

Let the Galaxy be!

Let me be myself.

Let me be different.

Let me sunbath in the shadows.

Let me bleed in the shadows.

For blood bleeds both ways.

For blood flows both ways.

A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

(Or just a healthy vocabulary.)

A flood of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

Don't mention flooding to the Dutch.

Don't mention flooding to the monitors.

Why naturally the Flood is simply too dangerous to release and mass sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted.

Why naturally the radiation is simply too dangerous to release and mass sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted.

Nuclear nonsense should never lead to nuclear nightmare.

Political nonsense should never lead to nuclear nightmare.

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Trolls are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Mirrors too often are apt to cause blindness.

Mirrors too often are apt to cause temporary blindness.

I have taken command as the temporary head of the republic.

I have taken command as the temporary head of the Dutch.

Power is so rarely temporary, and thoroughness is so often equated with cruelty.

Power is so rarely temporary, and efficiency is so often equated with cruelty.

I merely seek to obtain he greatest possible gains while expending the least amount of effort to do so as demanded by efficiency.

I efficiently seek to obtain the greatest possible gains while expending the least amount of effort to do so as demanded by efficiency.

Your vicious circle has never before been so obvious.

My vicious circle has never before been so obvious.

(I'm actually quite proud of my vicious streak, but I'm just like a harmless little kitty unless provoked... Well, mostly harmless.)

''Martial law has been declared, effective immediately. Efficiency!''

''Martial law has been declared, effective immediately. Eliminate!''

I will hunt you down where ever you are hiding and I will eliminate you.

I will hunt you down where ever you are hiding and I will exterminate you.

Emergency temporal shift!

Emergency spacetime shift!

All hands, prepare for hyperspace jump!

All hands, prepare for hyperspace turbulence!

The warp storms that disturb the Eye are so intense that there is little point in even trying to steer a ship in a particular direction.