*Hits Erasmus with this pillow just to hear him say "wat hek?"*

*Doesn't hit Foxsnake with a pillow because he has just made me to hungry and sleepy to bother.*

(Yep, I'm a cat alright.)

*Hits Erasmus with a kitten pillow because he couldn't find an alarm clock pillow.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a grey feline pillow to remind him of the dangers involved in awakening cats.*

(The kitten was cute... So you'll life.)

*Hits Erasmus with a Fox-snake pillow to show him it can be done.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a big kitty pillow to remind him that just because you can, doesn't mean you should.*

(Besides, cats just need those 14 hours of sleep each day. It includes our beauty sleeand you woudn't want us to lose some of our perfection would you?)

*Starts gleefully pounding Erasmus with a TCE pillow.*

*Strikes back at Foxsnake with a Land Shark pillow, because old fashioned tissue compression is a bit boring.*

(From the Land Shark Gun from Armed and Dangerous.)

*Hits Erasmus with a polymorph pillow to try and get someone else into the thread.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with another polymorph pillow because he's the one that started the Same & Different thread so I figure he'll appreciate it.*

(Did you know Red Dwarf?)

*Zaps Erasmus with a Tron pillow because he brought up science fiction.*

(I knew of but did not care for Red Dwarf)

*Hits Foxsnake with a pillow from the 10th Kingdom pillow because I also like Fantasy.*

(To bad the serie didn't have a cat or a fox, not to mention a lack of dragons. It did have a magical dog and a human/wolf though. Oh, and as a technical note: Our world would actually be the the 10th Kingdom, while the parallel dimension from the serie consists of the 1st though 9th kingdoms.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a Final Fantasy XIII pillow, thus begging the question "with so many sequels, why do they call each one "Final"?*

*Doublestrikes at Foxsnake with a Red Mage pillow, because he brought up Final Fantasy.*

(That and I just love Kanna's Chibi's.)

*Stirkes at Erasmus with a sphinx pillow to let him know the story behind it.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a another Red Mage pillow because there's always another story to tell.*

(Don't believe me? Just ask Scheherazade.)

*Strikes Erasmus with an Emperor's Royal Guard pillow for bringing up that "Red Mage" bit.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with an Sith Lord pillow to show him who inspired their look.*

(Speaking in-univerese obviously. In reality it was probably the other way around.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a red ring of death pillow while we're stuck on the color of red.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a Yoda pillow to change the subject to green.*

(Ough, Jedi. Enemy kill I must.)

*Strikes Erasmus with the appropriate hare pillow to respond to that color.*

*Crushes Foxsnake beneath a toad demon pillow because it seems appropriate when considering the color and the cartoon.*

(Yes, I know the toad demon is brownish rather then green, but green is still commonly associated with toads. Oh, and Jade Empire is a awesome game.)

*Starts pelting Erasmus with yellow brick road pillows.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with Big Bird pillow because he has the right color.*

(Although he's blue in the Dutch version of Sesame Street. Anyway, cats like birds... Of course we like them like this.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a pillow of the real golden bird, the phoenix.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a displacer beast pillow to remind him sacred birds are just food for unholy cats.*

(Although technically speaking displacer beasts aren't unholy despite their evil tendencies.)

*Displaces Erasmus with a Dungeons and Dragons: Tower of Doom pillow since he fought that creature many a time.*

*Smashes Foxsnake beneath a Tiamat pillow because you just can't talk about Dungeons and Dragons without mentioning her.*

(Well, maybe you can, but I don't want to. I just love Tiamat.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a Tiamat is the fiend of the wind pillow since that reminded me of Final Fantasy (1).*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a Hydra pillow because there's no such thing as to many heads for a dragon.*

*Pummels Erasmus with a battery pillow so that his lightsaber does not work.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a chocolate bunny pillow so show him how a fur deals with annoying bunnies.*

*Hits Erasmus with a Buckles pillow to show him that sometimes the bunny is more than just annoying.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a Lola pillow to show him that sometime bunnies are niiiiice.*

*Strikes Erasmus with a Strangelove pillow to warn him not to ride the bomb.*

*Crushes Foxsnake beneath a Godzilla pillow to show him what sort of things might happen if I do so anyway.*

*Attacks Erasmus with a King Kong pillow since Kong is one of those who have beaten Godzilla, anyway.*

*Strikes back at Foxsnake with a F-22 pillow because we all know aircrafts can beat the big ape.*

(Yes, I could have use one of those old Helldivers, but I strongly prefer advanced, or at least modern tech to antiques.)

*Obligingly surprises Erasmus by striking back with a B-2 pillow.*

*Spots Foxsnake's B-2 pillow by using SMART-L radar. Strikes back with SAM pillow.*

(SMART-L is a type of advanced long-range radar and it's Dutch.)

*Detects Erasmus' SAM lock and launches a Chaff Pillow*

*Squashes UnholyChronus beneath a tank pillow while he's busy watching the sky.*

*Strikes Erasmus with a Skynet pillow to warn him about too much military escalation.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a Supreme Intelligence pillow to show him advanced computer systems can also be a benefit to a society.*

(Although he did prove to be something of a mixed blessing. Also, the Supreme Intelligence should perhaps be considered a collective mind emulation rather then a conventional AI.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a Friend Computer pillow because the system is our friend any any thought otherwise is treason.*

*Smacks UnholyChronus with a Illuminated pillow because The Secret Masters deny such a system exists.*

(Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!)

*Clunks Erasmus with an "Oscar" pillow since no feline movie has ever been good enough to win an Oscar in any way.*

*Hits Foxsnake with an "Jesus" pillow because cats know how to find him while foxes don't.*

(Of course foxsnakes are a very different story. Also, even though all cats know where he is quite a few of us are just to far busy to climb the bookcase.)

*Whaps Erasmus with a three pillow since he just found that picture.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a feline prayer pillow to make him question if he actually feels comfortable with all those praying cats.*

*Wallops Erasmus with a Maneki Neko pillow, just to say "hello."*

Smacks Foxsnake with a Alligator pillow to say ''see you later''.

(I couldn't find a good fox/goodby related picture, but I figure alligators and snakes are distant family so this will just have to do.)

*Zaps Erasmus with an AYBABTU pillow to change the subject.*

*baps' foxsnake with the "open enrollment" pillow to allow new members into the polls & whatnots club*

*Smacks frycookie with a gun club pillow to get his vote for a club merger.*

(Of course I'll still need to convince the girls as well... Good thing I like a challenge... And ''Mission Impossible.'')

*Clobbers Erasmus with a (steering wheel lock) club so he cannot drive to his gun club.*

*Slaps Foxsnake distractory pillow so I can stea... Euh, borrow his car to drive to gun club.*

*Hits Erasmus with a car pillow ... so that he doesn't have to "borrow" my car.*

*Strikes Foxsnake with a family pillow because a few of my relatives would also like to borrow a car.*

(Don't be stubborn Foxsnake. Just give us the car and we won't give you ten billion years worth of bad luck.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a caffeine pillow to wake him up (ironically enough!) since he seems rather slow.*

*Slips a giant alarm clock pillow into Foxsnake's bed to teach him never to disturb a sleepy cat.*

(I actually am rather tired. I've been working far to many hours on the side and it's starting to break me up.)

*Pops Erasmus with a Katt Monroe pillow to wake him up a little more.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a Krystal pillow to make sure he stays awake as well.*

(I love that picture. Of course, that Halloween theme doesn't hurt either.)

*Hits Erasmus with another cat pillow to make him go "what the heck ...?"*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a black fox pillow to show him some of his relatives do have a sense of style.*

(Black goes with everything and offers better stealth options, so just admit you're severly outclassed and we'll move on.)

(Personally I think red foxes look better... But I'm just going to deny that for the sake of mock argument.)

*Strikes Erasmus with an Uraeus pillow to show him that some of my relatives really have style ...*

*Strikes back at Foxsnake with a DUNE cat pillow to remind him who controls the spice.*

*Swipes at Erasmus with a bittykitty pillow to remind him who really controls the spice.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a Azrael pillow to warn him not to mess with ambitious wannabe Reapers.

*Strikes Erasmus with a Smurf pillow to counter Azrael.*

*Hits FS with a clever pilow for the wordplay.*

*Strikes Ds1nt3k with a Kimba/Leo pillow given the lions in his current avatar.*

*Strikes back at Foxsnake with a Rain pillow to see if he can think of a clever way to counter that.*

(Yes, I have a fox character. Two in fact.)

*Cleverly attacks Erasmus with his Fox Attack pillow.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with another fox attack pillow to blame him for the fact I don't go jogging.*

(The fact that multiple death threats would be required to get me to start jogging in the first place is entirely besides the point.)

*Unleashes his CAT ATTACK pillow upon Erasmus, as a secret weapon.*

*Hits Foxsnake with a Lexx attack pillow to remind him he really shouldn't get me started on a secret weapons.*

(Oh, I just love planet killers. Not that Pluto is even a proper planet, but that's besides the point.)

*Hits Erasmus with a Star Trek pillow to agree with him about secret weapons.*

*Throws a Vorlon Planet Killer pillow at Foxsnake for some much needed dramatic effect.*

*Hits Erasmus with an orange pillow to ask him why that color seems to have such a strong association with the Netherlands.*

*Hits Foxsnake with an Lion King pillow explain it's the royal colour.*

(That and we got a major discount on orange shirts. We're a merchant nation you know.)

*Whacks Erasmus with a Whack-A-Kitty pillow in order to whack a kitty (of course)!*

*Spanks Foxsnake with a Foxy Loxy pillow because he's been a bad, bad fox.*

(I think this is just about the only thing from Disney that could pass for a Jack arc.)

*Goes all Scrat on Erasmus with a pair of Kung-fu pillows for chiding him.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a informative pillow to show him I wasn't so much chiding him as I was treating him as a canine.*

(Of course foxes are several steps above dogs... But so are boulders. Also, you're participating in a digital pillow fight on a furry forum so you might as well drop any and all pretenses at dignity at this point. Of course it's quite another matter for felines. We've got dignity to spare and we're known to be a bit playful at times so it's socially accepted... Isn't it?)

EDIT: Hmm, even by my standards that wasn't very nice... But cats just don't appologize... Meow? *Innocent kitty eyes.*

*Hits Erasmus with a Bastet pillow to show him a really high cat!*

*Strikes Foxsnake with a General Grievous pillow so he doesn't forget about the cybernetic part.*

(Although my current avatar isn't a cybernetic upgrade, that just Tiffany although he does have several rather more exotic advantages. Also, Grievous lost... But then he wasn't a Sith. Hmm, A cybernetic feline Sith Lord... Or Lady. Oh yesssss, I like the sound of that.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a Nguruvilu pillow to warn him not to go near the water.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a blackmail pillow to warn him to be, (more) careful online.*

(And even if you're not married I can still send the evidence to your family and co-workers. Are you starting to see why people say black cats are bad luck?)

*Strikes Erasmus with a blame the cat pillow to warn him about making too many easy accusations.*

*Passes Foxsnake a lawsuit pillow to remind him he shouldn't worry about the cat, he should worry about the lawyers.*

(Careful now, there's nothing quite as dangerous as a mischievous feline with a good lawyer. ''Good'' indicating his/her competence rather then his/her character obviously.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a mirror pillow to remind him not to look too much at what others might claim.*

*Hit Foxsnake with a holy marijuana pillow to show him God might not share his point of view.*

(Yes, I pay attention to your signature.)

*Strikes Erasmus with a feline pillow to show him that even cats can be holy.*

*Smacks Foxsnake with a dualist pillow to show him it's actually a bit of a 50/50 deal with us felines.*

(Just watch your back around those charming black ones... )

*Strikes Erasmus with a Leliana pillow to show him a good reason for avoiding the bad side.*

*Strikes back at Foxsnake with a Lucifer pillow to tempt him into our standard ''seven wishes for a soul'' package deal*

(I loved that movie. Also, did I say ''our''? I meant ''her''. *Innocent kitty eyes.*)

*Strikes Erasmus with a Dostoyevsky pillow to remind him that it is better to endure although the road may be long.

*Hits Foxsnake with a schadenfreude pillow to remind him that not everyone will actually care whether or not suffering is somehow ''just''.

*Pummels Erasmus with a Wikipedia pillow to show him English words of Dutch instead of German origin.*